is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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