There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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