I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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