Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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