it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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