He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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