if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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