I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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