i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Watching her eat just hurts me
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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