i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Duck Duck Cougar?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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