so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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