dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
