How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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