he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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