just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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