butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I need moral support for this bender
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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