let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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