Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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