He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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