Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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