i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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