I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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