so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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