quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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