How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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