OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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