His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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