My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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