Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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