Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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