hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
he puts the penis in happiness.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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