marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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