Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize