I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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