i can't believe i had my finger in that
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He better not be in your backpack
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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