the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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