wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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