white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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