No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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