Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
