My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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