idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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