Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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