there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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