She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
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you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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