Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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