READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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