FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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