So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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