There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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