just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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