Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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