You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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