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what?
penguin condom
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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