My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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