my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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