Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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