everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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